CLEESE, John

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I am Islamosceptic, not Islamlophobic.

Unfortunately, some Muslims cannot tolerate any form of criticism, even from someone who has made many jokes about Christianity.

Nobody ever called me Christophobic after Life of Brian!

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If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.

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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like.

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